Lucifer

lucifer


Ever known an angel that was taking Satan's advice?

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This little guy 12 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I'd scratch dat ass.
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Some things never change 17 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Hell = ...
We got those minecarts.
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I love George 5 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I really think people should be more careful when breeding dogs.. I find this sad tbh. Funny as f*ck, but sad.
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Suicide 68 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I'd have to agree with the guest. Now calm the tits and get back to work. (Joke!)
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Suicide 68 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Minion mind your business. Get back to work. Those babies are not gonna torture themselves.
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Suicide 68 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Those sounds like slow, painful deaths.
Anyhow.. Things will get brighter as long as you want them to so just keep fighting :)
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You better respect The Alfred. 4 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Movie:
Batman: Bad Blood
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"Regrets! I have regrets!" 4 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Sorry
I has*
Sorry!
But not a movie :( 15 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Yay told ya.
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The resemblance is creepy as hell 12 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Idk, he's a pretty good dancer.
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Quests 7 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I'm still grinding low level mobs.. Getting very little exp, but I kill them so fast that I think I'm progressing when I'm not.
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Anyone here a veterinarian? My old mouse just laid an egg 4 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Never thought I'd say this.. But I used to love those little balls.
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Parking in the winter 2 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I get the joke and it's pretty hilarious, but it actually is a good thing.
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Sunset reflected on building 6 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
How the hell did they get so close to HQ?
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Bedtime for cutie 18 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I like it when I do it. I don't like it when it is done to me >:[
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Bedtime for cutie 18 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I like this post.. It showed me not to expect shit. I was expecting some f*ckef up shit to happen at the end.
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Men's bathroom at Disney Frozen on Ice 16 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I wanna go :(
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Men's bathroom at Disney Frozen on Ice 16 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Someone explain this f*cking post.
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"What... What is it?" 4 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
"Ya feelin' wings tonite?"
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If I were an animal... 15 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I'd rather say Dick-dicks
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I've never been to a dmv, is it really that bad 9 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I consider the DMV a horrible place. Shit is serious in there; It is truly a battle for survival.
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I found really weird ships and now I need Sister Daniel to cleanse my mind 9 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Did jesus come?
*ba dum tss*
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Lotion came out like a mini cat 10 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Not if she's really quiet.
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Lotion came out like a mini cat 10 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
Scrape it with a sheet of paper and freeze it. Idk if it'll work, but treasure it!
Though I'm pretty sure your hand is smooth af from it by now.
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K so the Harpy Eagle is now my favorite bird EVER. 1 comments
lucifer · 8 years ago
I love The Weeknd to death, but this is the bird version of him.
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