Riigghhhtt. So how much do I have to take, and what kind?

I would happily pay that price for such a fine piece of art

I'm 99% sure this is your homie flirting with you.
Every time I've had someone come to me for relationship advice (twice), it's ended with them saying they have a crush on me or that they want to date me.
Not even joking.

Gardield

1, and it's mine now.
Nobody else is allowed any, I'm not sharing.

Getting to the end of Night in the Woods.
Never had post-game depression harder than then.

My gf refers to me as her glucose guardian when i gift her random stuff bc being called a sugar mommy just makes me fuckkin uncomfortable, so that one~

Literally the only reason I'm in a relationship rn is because I expected to last a week at most.
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She asked me out, and I was like "yeah sure whatever, you'll regret it in a few days" and now it's been 3 months and neither of us want it to end yet :3

I have one kink and it's not me making the noise.
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I mean...I don't mind making noise when my partner asks, but I prefer her noises.

01. Kleptomaniac Sims can no longer steal a pteradactyl
(Oh god, it's starting to suggest pteradactyl more often now.)
02. Sims can no longer Woo-Hoo inside an elevator with a Sim who has been in bed since Halloween
03. The Grim Reaper will no longer be prevented from reaping souls due to my own antidepressants
(oof, dark. I like it)
04. It is no longer possible to make a mess with The Grim Reaper
(I...don't know what I expected...)
05. Sims who are on fire will no longer be forced to get the validation from wearing it before putting it out
(Do a fuckin spinny in it)
06. Pregnant Sims can no longer need a fuckin rollercoaster
07. Sims no longer wish to "capture a moment" with mummies
08. Babies no longer send text messages congratulating Sims on their own ritual
09. Mermaid children can now take the razor blades and then get the candies
10. Teen Sims will no longer become trapped in a child's life of crime when travelling
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I mean, it's kinda more innocent than usual?

It's been a while since I've seen something posted by this troll account.
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The 'comedian' "Andrew Doyle" runs the account, and he "considers himself to be left-wing but is critical of elements of left-wing politics, in particular political correctness and identity politics" and is pro-Brexit.

The new phasmaphobia map is a prison, and it has soap on the floor of the shower rooms.
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You can bet that I made so many dropping the soap jokes around my 'friend'. I even brought one out to the van just to drop it in front of her.

2nd best girl in RWBY imo
Blake will always be my favourite~

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Five minutes to finish
Four times in the shower
Three points for my skin
Two of the best at Smash
One of my favourite character
And a pteradactyl
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WHAAATTT???
THIS CAN BE TAKEN WRONG IN SO MANY WAYS

My gf who has a goat furry OC says "TRUEEE"

I stg that dog looks exactly like a kid I went to school with.

A SWORD

Nah

...dang, I need to find a Slovenian friend that looks like the first type...