Indian sweet called Jalebi 10 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
If that’s what I think it is, it is incredibly sweet, syrupy, and sticky. But it tastes like it’s been deep fired in maple syrup.
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Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Cool! Treat her nicely and get a silk pillowcase for when she stays over, bonus points.
Anon's son is a chocolate chaser 19 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Then make sure to put the kids in therapy to help work on the issues! (Genuinely serious) you’re in the same position I am just different role. I understand what you mean.
Ideal gift 4 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
See, I want a party- just once as an adult. I’ve never had a surprise party, and the last birthday party I had was when I was 10. I want to feel truly celebrated and special. I think that would be awesome.
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Super cool ice cream 9 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
There’s a place like this at our mall now and they have a sign that specifically states not to touch or drink any of the liquid nitrogen left at the bottom of the dish. I wonder which jackass fucks it up first.
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Story of my life 6 comments
Please. My BF everyone. Help 15 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I come into the bathroom daily when my husband showers after work and just tell him about my day, or the kids, or whatever I feel like. Sometimes I do naughty things but honestly shower sex is overrated and I’m clumsy and have fallen before- it fucking HURTS (physically and my pride lol) so just a side thought.
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Only the strong will survive 10 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Story time!
My son had a field trip to the local zoo and park- it had one of these. The school banned them after broken arms and legs of course (*insert eye roll*) so these kids are begging me to spin them as fast as I can. So- I did. My son flew off the side and laughed and got back on after it stopped. Then he and another kid were running around it to speed it up themselves, the other kid tripped and my son brutally ran across his back before I could drag him out of the way. After I checked for blood (weirdos were laughing still) we (teacher and I) sent them back for more.
Lots of bruises. Lots of fun.
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My son had a field trip to the local zoo and park- it had one of these. The school banned them after broken arms and legs of course (*insert eye roll*) so these kids are begging me to spin them as fast as I can. So- I did. My son flew off the side and laughed and got back on after it stopped. Then he and another kid were running around it to speed it up themselves, the other kid tripped and my son brutally ran across his back before I could drag him out of the way. After I checked for blood (weirdos were laughing still) we (teacher and I) sent them back for more.
Lots of bruises. Lots of fun.
Let it burn 9 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
I used to keep candles in my car in the summertime before they started making those wax melt cup things. I DID NOT LIGHT THE CANDLES. The heat would melt it a little and make it smell good and I could close it so the wax didn’t go everywhere while I drove. Ta dah! (The air fresheners have me migraines since I’m sensitive to certain scents.)
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My wife is beautiful 4 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Wholesome!
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My husband does that too and it really has helped boost my self-confidence after so many years of being told I’m worthless by my ex.
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My husband does that too and it really has helped boost my self-confidence after so many years of being told I’m worthless by my ex.
Calling out all December babies 23 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
My granddaughter was born on Christmas Day two years ago. When she gets older she’s going to hate that lol
Woah there big fella! 1 comments
maebubbles
· 6 years ago
Yes! I listen to it really loud in the mornings but quietly at night so I can go to sleep easier.
However, I like testicles, but I don’t like semen.