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40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

But.. but snow.

How it's like to be punched by the Hulk, by Wolverine 2 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Did you know that the wolverine was originally created to be a bad guy for the hulk

40 feet of snow, north dakota 1966 8 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Lucky

Handmade jumanji game box 9 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

That's cool af... but I'm not taking the risk

That escalated quickly 12 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Oh ya, on July 10th 1923 2-pound hailstones kill 23 & many cattle (Rostov, Russia)

Seeing a kangaroo for the first time 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Yes, that is me

Sometimes you work the pole 5 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Me too, but I guess I'm 2 days late

I just could not have said it better 8 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I swear to god

That's right b*tch 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Never going to let you get the fucking satisfaction

Tyrannosaurus rekt 27 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

One does not simply ask to see the dinosaur thing

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Some advice to follow 9 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

As a snowboarder imma have to disagree with you on that

Whoops 27 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

That's like exactly how my internet days started

Poor fesh 3 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I really don't see why they had to put the word "expensive" in there. Who cares if it was expensive, it was her goddamn pet

I can vouch for this as an American 11 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

I'm in the states right now so this'll help, thanks

Made a torte. Happy Birthday Funsubstance! 10 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Wait isn't his birthday the 25th?

Krakato indonesia 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

No it's true. Google "loudest sound ever"

Learn to flirt like her 23 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

So your dick is kinda like that snek thing if you chop its head off it'll grow two more?

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Learn to flirt like her 23 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Wait dr. Both dicks???

Man talks down street fight with insight about fake friends 2 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

This guy is a real gangster

Krakato indonesia 4 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

The sound wave that is

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

But.... banana

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

What?!? Since when?!

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

Is @banana not a thing anymore or is there just an inside joke I don't know of?

When you discover your fetish 7 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

This gif will never not be funny

Bannana hooting 17 comments

majestic_yumps · 7 years ago

@banana what did you do to this poor flying doggo?!?