marcus5

marcus5


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So wholesome 1 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
This is a joke from hotel transylvania two. Don't think I won't call you on that shit, I am fucking dying
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Alleged shut yummy Elephant 7 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
no seriously, this sounds hilarious. how can we boost this so it gets attention?
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Which one has more value? 25 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
yes
How the Mongolian bathe the sheep 7 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
I am confident that this is accurate but I would like some more information
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The comments are disabled 3 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
no they arn't
Well, that turns ME on 1 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
he is taking it out tho
Wax my bals 10 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
shave the balls wax the rest, you won't tell the difference
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Beet-and-yeet 5 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
power move
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Cigarette's 10 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
don't they then drown without a boat? typical physicist
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What you say now, flat earthers? 9 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
ha! you believe in space?
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How did this happen? 3 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
perhaps they got tired of that sort of humor.
Come on Disney 13 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
movies that had major structural issues that caused them to fail probably would be valid for a rebuild as well.
Witcher vs Dragonborn 7 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
lets keep in mind that the dragon born doesn't have a job. he is a creature of myth and fate on a quest of world shattering importance, but he does not have a job.
Let's ride 2 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
sell the eye for 29 and go split an island with her
You Don't Know The Struggle 11 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
lint in the charger port
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Endurable soggy abstracted Locust 15 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
the Blaziken philosophy
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From the year 2525 4 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
if he hadn't gotten greedy and only stolen a few mill then run for a country with no extradition then he would have gotten away with it
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We need this everywhere 8 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
Yes I want wargs, ridable wolves, what's not to like.
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From Start to Finish! 1 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
Damn, PCT? that is impressive.
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Society problems 7 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
yeah they show a lack of diversity of interest and highly atypical level of interest that often coincides with uncomfortable social interaction
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Juraasic park VIRTUAL.REALITY VERSION. 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
no but seriously we need to do this, i would attend the fuck out of jurassic park
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This guy is on to something 6 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
this is genuinely hilarious as a concept keep it up
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Calling in sick to work 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
also party animals is on there that is beautiful
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Calling in sick to work 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
wait wait wait is this real because if so ankle biters is on here and that is precious.
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Some people 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
you now have to tell us the series so we can watch it!
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