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marcus5


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They're trying their best 2 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
also the 38 year old probably just left the army and knows 10 ways to kill you with a pencil.
A new trick eh 4 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
this has to be for porn right?
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Aww this is real love <3 6 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
that is just bad economics and wasted money, the resale would have gouged you for money if you just replaced it like that. wait a few weeks and then just buy the ring as a couple you just netted an unnecessary loss at a time when you need to start financial planning together and you clearly have limited funds.
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Looks like it's time to take out some Vampirates 6 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
The short answer is that they can bless at least all the water in sight and potentially all the water in the body of water but that would inevitably result in its misuse so they are not allowed to.
What we need 2 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
why are they all women? not like its an issue it just seems odd.
Flaky aboard Cat 1 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
Oh the riddle my GM put us through last night made me feel this so much.
The flordia zoo 7 comments
marcus5 · 4 years ago
hey hey hey, EVERYONE can be drunk and stupid in Florida. Check your hate speech
Did someone say BOOMER HUMOR? 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
I think this is technically smug nerd superiority rather than smug boomer superiority
At Least, That's How I Feel 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
yeah but that is serious though.
Not when people choose to marry trees. 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
do they exist legally, as in the official state sponsored definition? and a follow up, is this count going off of the legal marriages?
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A long read, but the whole speculative biology scenario is beautiful! 4 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
there is a book about this "pale green dot" but with a bit more nightmare fuel
Amazing man saves bear from drowning 4 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
giving a like to this with the addition of the comments it is rather misleading without those
Squatters 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
when do squatters rights kick in?
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It's not hatred. It's pen*s 77 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
also that number is a lie if pornhub's data is to be believed
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And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye 11 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
I count 5 or 6
How to ruin your children's p*rn 6 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
you want your kids to get an oedipus complex because that is how you give your kids an oedipus complex
Thranduil, proud of his son's true aim 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
thranduil magically converts any chair he sits in into a thrown
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Breaking news this hour 1 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
interesting fact the Mexican kids are fatter.
My favorite kind of fake news 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
also isn't Germany one of the least corrupt counties on earth?
Differences 3 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
fake beard. just what is that?
Definitely me 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
is this picture from something?
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You shall be missed dearly 4 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
yep just checked armor games
You shall be missed dearly 4 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
they still exist?
You fix problems when you focus on the source 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
I get annoyed at this point a lot. there is nothing that we can do to make china change but if we all fix our problems and set high standards for ourselves then perhaps we can start leaning on china in trade deals to clean up their acts.
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Found this on insta and thought it belonged here 17 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
This is great, and I really don't want to come off as rude, but why is this theoretically better than say planting a tree. If anyone knows I would be genuinely interested to know.
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