How to ruin your children's p*rn

Next time, on Bates Motel...

Oh god I did not need that image in my fucking head.

Or she could of done what my Mother did to my brother. Added black bars on all the parts he liked. When he found out what was done to his magazines he cried.

Or just become a pornstar yourself! After your kid has seen you a couple of times by accident it will surely ruin porn for them.

you want your kids to get an oedipus complex because that is how you give your kids an oedipus complex

I feel like this would just create some kind of Oedipus complex -mysteryuhweesnaw