Asshole it's past 2 in the morning and I was just about to lay down

Bruh. Not cool

Yeah I saw on the news the other day that a mom is now pro vaccine after her little baby son got the measles

Um.

I hope they've fucked

I hope he got some money out of if

But what did she say I must know

Gees so many white women

I just did this with the show dexter

I'm afraid that's a no

I need to know too

I literally lol'd

Son of a bitch.

I absolutely love him

My penis is the only antidote

You guys!! I'm mortal enemies with chuck Norris !! Hellllp

What movie is this from?

Fuck that

Yes. When I put my ass against your crotch I know exactly what I'm doing

That's a pretty good application, I wish I had 5 moves I have like 3 tops!

This is so sweet

If that is real, what did someone have to do to that body to get that

I'm screaming

Thank goodness it's 10:30 am and I won't take my nap til way later

Me haha jk