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matthausgames


"I wear a bow tie now. Bow ties are cool." - 11th Doctor

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People on the internet be like 9 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
At least Jeff Kaplan (Game Director for Overwatch) confirmed that every hero in the game shares one trait, they all enjoy pineapple on pizza.
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That made me wet 5 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
Did you know they are making a Psych movie/holiday special this year?
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YouTubers are turning bad 11 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
Look up Northernlion, Filthy Frank, idubbz, h3h3, PewDiePie, MaxMoeFoe, Philip DeFranco and then get back to me.
Nice shot eh? 15 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
Basically a glorified pellet gun, nice.
Advice for the ladies 7 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
@emperorpenguin2 I would text her, she's cute and has a better personality than you to boot.
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So is this a thing now 112 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
79 camels :D
Alien Varieties 18 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
Read books by Orson Scott Card (Ender's Game series and more) and by the end you'll probably be wishing for simpler aliens.
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It was amazing to play with friends! Why did they stop that? 18 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
The good ones didn't, been playing Gears of War 4 splitscreen for the last few days.
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It makes a lot of sense 6 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
Good point, I'll just stop taking my antidepressants.
How many pigs are you worth? I can't juggle and I'm unattractive so none for me. 29 comments
matthausgames · 2 years ago
I can juggle! Probably worth at least a pig and a half.
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Well they do have a point 23 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
If you actually believe that time is just a human construct then how do you explain gravity? Gravity isn't a force, but rather a product of the dimensions of time/space warping in the presence of mass. (Look up Einstein's theory of general relativity if you have any doubts.)
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Boat Dog 4 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Try turning on captions, especially on the running into the wall video :P
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DAT GIF DOE!!! 12 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Also to be fair the guy didn't explain his entire view on the matter but rather just have one statement cherry picked so I don't see how you derived that he is against it in those other cases.
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The household 2 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
There is only one true Head of Household......... *whispers* "Dan Gheesling"
I WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE THE DAY. 2 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
I read it in his voice and was even happier when I saw your comment.
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Della, the cat who adopted dinner 8 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
As far as I know they can have some milk/dairy but not much because most birds are lactose intolerant to some degree. The worst symptoms would probably be diarrhea.
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Della, the cat who adopted dinner 8 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Baby ducks don't drink milk, they mostly just eat insects and then after a few weeks start eating more plants. Therefore the mother cat is pretty much doing what a mother duck would do, keeping them warm and safe. (We have a farm and while we don't have any cats nurturing ducklings they get along alright and just do their thing.)
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YESSSSS *claps* 33 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
I need to never log out, every single time I forget to login....
This will be me when I have kids 4 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Imagine a slo-mo action shot of the kid running into the dresser, in black and white, while Legacy by Eminem plays in the background.
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This is my unpopular opinion. 26 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Why did Garlog get dislike nuked for stating a fact??
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I just think people should know this man's name 7 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
This guest is a level 100 Necromancer, we must hold the door to bar him out else the realm of man be infested with his undead legions.
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Asshole in training 2 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Wix1 Wix2
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How to go to hell 4 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
Worth it.
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Had to see 1 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
It only told me I'm old when I asked q_q
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this guy cannot be president 23 comments
matthausgames · 3 years ago
He could have meant "where is global warming" as in where is it when you need it, because of how cold it was.