MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Migaloo, an epic albino humpback 5 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Gonna need the polar icecap to soothe that burn.
Oh, wait...
Thanks, Lord Dampnut.
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Enjoy the petting 10 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
@trikatops Your profile picture looks like a polter-cat with heterochromia.
Enjoy the petting 10 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
If you were interesting at all, guest, you'd be able to turn a comment section into your own room, too. ;)
She'll just change gender, ez 9 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Coral.
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She'll just change gender, ez 9 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
You don't have to be lonelyyyy~
At Bitches Named Paul dot cawwwwwwm!
Enjoy the petting 10 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
This cat is very protective over the watermelons 4 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
@kakaburra Me when I finally possess your melon patch.
Roses are red, I need supplies 1 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
She's smiling because they're in a loveless marriage.
Try this in america, see how it goes 16 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
I will admit that homosexuality has been around forever, hence traditional. :D
It has just been taboo, so I can see why some might think it is something new.
Oh Terry 2 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Mr. Crews needs to start popping up before every repost.
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Try this in america, see how it goes 16 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
I guess my previous comment was worth downthumbing...
You can have both if you don't put stock in your family's negativity and live your own life.
His actual name is kevin levin 11 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
*Pours Gatorade into your mouth with oil funnel*
His actual name is kevin levin 11 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
@kakaburra Be a dear and lie down in my driveway while I wax you.
Try this in america, see how it goes 16 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
It makes me sad to think that many people don't realize they can have both.
PSA 22 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Is...is this from a porn?
Daily Dose of Good Vibes: Embrace Change, Grow and Learn 3 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Change isn't automatically for the better.
Doges and Crabe 2 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Dog A: U eet the KRAFFFFFF!?
Dog W: A-meee tuuuuuu.
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What? They ain't good enough for you? 11 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Is he wearing a tiddy neck pillow?
c*ckffee 2 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
I initially read that as c*ckfefe.
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Don't...ever do this... 14 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
Ugh...internet gossip.
Piggy eating ice-cream 5 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
@kakaburra Would you like to pig out with me?
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82 kg of awesomeness 7 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
That's fine, but how much does the pupper weigh?
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Addicted to costumes 2 comments
matthewg · 7 years ago
@kakaburra Please try not to choke on my Brontosaurus.