MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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When you beat someone in your thoughts 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Weeb Cenaaa!
Absolute unit 8 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
That's....no.
What could be worse 27 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
See, your guys' problem is you're trying to speak logically to Drumpf supporters.
What else did you do? 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*peep
Prolly Scottish love 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
https://youtu.be/VBmCJEehYtU
Don't questiong mine, either.
All men are creeps reeeee 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Plot twist: She was actually talking to the bf.
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Terry Crews approved 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra When we both have a good time and have the food babies to prove it. <3
"Respectable men" 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
A lot of big talk, and it turns out to be smaller than expected.
Isn't that always the way?
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The world's strongest acid versus a metal spoon 19 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Anything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough...
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What could be worse 27 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Yeah, but those quotes and video are from "fake news"! *eyeroll*
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Literally 9 minutes later 18 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
...but only for 8 minutes in a row. ;)
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One horse power 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Perhaps, but hp is a fake number.
What kind of torque figures do they put out? :P
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Oh my Lord. I didn't know... until now. 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I knew you were a fan. ;)
Magnet collisions in Slo Mo look like Iron Man suiting up 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
What a weird sentence.
You like it, don't you? 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Ah, GTA:SA was a pretty sweet game, in it's time...
As my saying goes; people are stupid 25 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
But where's the profit in that!?
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As my saying goes; people are stupid 25 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Your anger issues are showing again.
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Picky eater 23 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Of all the problems in the world... *smh*
Magnet collisions in Slo Mo look like Iron Man suiting up 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Only because you've planted that idea in our minds.
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Being you has it's perks 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I'm guessing the latter is far more common.
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Always nice when this works out 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I honestly had no clue that guests could read.
You like it, don't you? 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
This is about as stupid as people asking me how easy it is to pick up chicks in my car.
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She thought the cat was a nest 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Mind if I bury my pecker in your kitteh?
Lava of The Kelawia volcano, the moon, a falling meteorite and the Milky Way 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand photoshop? I feel like someone pointed this out awhile back.
Still, reminds me of something out of a Borderlands game.
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As my saying goes; people are stupid 25 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Swallowing bs.
Spreading bs.
Giving so few f@cks that how long a thread survives in which you've embarrassed yourself is your main concern.
What an enchanted and selfless life you lead.
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