MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

— MatthewG Report User
Worth it 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I hope everything worked out.
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Can't use banana for scale with him 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra *banana for scare
Canadian police officers meditating before they start their day 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"Lord, give me strength to deal with these annoying fuckwits." -coppers, probably
Worth it 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
OMG did you guys meet each other, too?
Worth it 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
They bolth don't seem to be hugging their pillows properly. ;) <3
Take out the garbage 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Not to paint with a broad brush, but I feel like you two are right on the subject more often than not.
Beautiful view 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra SECOND most beautiful view. ;) <3
No problem catching him 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
We're really scraping the bottom of the twitter barrel, now, folks.
Take out the garbage 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@Zeus @Chronos
I give you Exhibit Z. Can we PLEASE make comment sections a User Only privilege?
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Job hunting irl 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Meanwhile, the post is still about how ridiculous application/interview questions are, eventually exaggerated to (hopefully) humorous effect.
But please, do continue to abuse the opportunity to ineptly advance your laughably basic feelings.
Job hunting irl 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Hide behind sarcasm if you like, princess.
And boom goes the dynamite 16 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Also wars.
And military.
And government.
And jobs.
Job hunting irl 17 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
She can't help it. Don't be too hard on her.
I've always gotten the feeling from her that she was indoctrinated at a young age, and is at this point so used to being spoonfed her own thoughts that she no longer has the ability to reassess when faced with new information.
WELL SIGN ME U- oh 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*MmmmmWAH!*
Fat people should watch more horror movie 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I can't wait to watch it again with you.
Magic 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"I'ts"
Isn't that right Alexa 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra *in a court of Love
I have an awful memory when it comes to people 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
What's a "Cell phone"?
So much respect 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Wow.
Clever.
Emineo: Shape shifting robotic mannequin 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Detroit: Become Thiccen