matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Love story 5 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra *You, Me, and Cassandra. :P
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I'll just eat my vomit 10 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Is it weird that I find him to be such a goof, but I wouldn't have him any other way?
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I'll just eat my vomit 10 comments
Sleeping without clothes on 12 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Who needs a baseball bat when you've got another blunt instrument close at hand...?
“I bless the rains down in Africa” 11 comments
Coming from someone who gets carts for a living, thank you 13 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
I, too, used to love bringing the carts back.
People suck. Oddly enough, those coworkers at the grocery store were worse than some of the customers could be.
People suck. Oddly enough, those coworkers at the grocery store were worse than some of the customers could be.
Welp, can't say he's not right 8 comments
I'll just eat my vomit 10 comments
You never know what you’ll get when you go to church 6 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
I saw the before, but not the after.
@kakaburra Can't wait to go Church shopping with you! :D
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@kakaburra Can't wait to go Church shopping with you! :D
Clutch grandma 3 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra "SO happy 420gilfslayer69 could make it to supper!" -Nana, probably ;)
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I hate ads 9 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
LOL cable companies bending their customers over for a few bucks? That sounds like the fevered ramblings of an insane person. ;)
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These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra Saving up for our adventures makes work so much more tolerable. :D
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They're Just Like Bacon 8 comments
Free drugs 5 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Life Hacks!
We get so many patients from people spiking their food and drink with drugs. It's crazy. SO few people actually intentionally take drugs. It's a conspiracy by the Cartels, I tell ya!
We get so many patients from people spiking their food and drink with drugs. It's crazy. SO few people actually intentionally take drugs. It's a conspiracy by the Cartels, I tell ya!
Can't use banana for scale with him 5 comments
