MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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matthewg · 6 years ago
Seeing Dave Chappelle happy always makes my day.
Like fries at the bottom 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Lord knows I'm salty enough to be a french fry. :D
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Sure 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*disestablishmentarianism?
Just an idea 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
looooooool
On the first attempt! 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Are these worth it? I feel like they'd either not protect the screen, or protect so well that touch would be very dodgy.
The pain 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Imagine ripping your crotch armour off in frustration, laying waste to entire swaths of your enemies, and the only thing more frenzied than your blurred limbs removing limb, organ, and head alike is your member helicoptering madly as you go.
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The Scots. True as life. 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Upperc@nt, even.
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Sure 15 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
*Detachment?
Rate my performance 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago 1 · Edited 6 years ago
It's Obama 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Ah, yes. The downthumb. The missing puzzle piece in all this.
Only one way to find out 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Plus, if you trade kidneys, you'll always have something inside you to remember each other by.
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Rollercoaster of emotions 1 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
For the chad without enough manhood for a dick pic, THIS!
These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I feel like this should go without saying, but I can't fault you for saying it. :(
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I'd give you a round of applause but I see you already got the clap 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
You MUST know FS has no manners.
Witty replies 10 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
The hilarious part is they already OBVIOUSLY know.
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How many number 1s are there 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Because the only ones people like to bullshit more than everyone else is themselves.
I've been where the stock footage at 1:32 was shot 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Are we meant to feel sorry for B&N? Because I have some issues with B&N. :(
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Sleeping without clothes on 12 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Oh, well that makes sense, too. :D
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It's all about creativity 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
What store is this?
It looks like someone with OCD lit a warehouse full of botanicals.
Respect 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
You don't need to achieve much to be ANYthing. You just need to excel at a narrow range of things, or even just be ok at them.
Sorry to ignore your real point, but honestly I've never been into humoring THAT grandpa at the family gathering.
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Pretty ungrateful if you ask me 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
#deep