matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Random post 1 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Seeing Dave Chappelle happy always makes my day.
Like fries at the bottom 1 comments
It was for the betterĀ 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
https://pre00.deviantart.net/bad4/th/pre/f/2014/260/1/a/mlp_fim___feeling_pinkie_keen_by_dashiesparkle-d7zilz6.png
Life Lesson: Be more like Pinkie Pie.
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Life Lesson: Be more like Pinkie Pie.
On the first attempt! 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Are these worth it? I feel like they'd either not protect the screen, or protect so well that touch would be very dodgy.
The pain 9 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra Imagine ripping your crotch armour off in frustration, laying waste to entire swaths of your enemies, and the only thing more frenzied than your blurred limbs removing limb, organ, and head alike is your member helicoptering madly as you go.
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Rate my performance 3 comments
It's Obama 6 comments
Only one way to find out 4 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Plus, if you trade kidneys, you'll always have something inside you to remember each other by.
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Love 2 comments
Rollercoaster of emotions 1 comments
These people with there hippie lifestyles think everything's free 11 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
I feel like this should go without saying, but I can't fault you for saying it. :(
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Free drugs 5 comments
Witty replies 10 comments
How many number 1s are there 3 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
Because the only ones people like to bullshit more than everyone else is themselves.
I've been where the stock footage at 1:32 was shot 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
@kakaburra Are we meant to feel sorry for B&N? Because I have some issues with B&N. :(
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It's all about creativity 2 comments
matthewg
· 6 years ago
What store is this?
It looks like someone with OCD lit a warehouse full of botanicals.
It looks like someone with OCD lit a warehouse full of botanicals.