MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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That looks fun to drive 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
It kinda reminds me of some rare hidden vehicle in a GTA game.
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Don't respect a shitty person just because of their gender or age 7 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Get lost, fakebook.
With "true story" pose 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
I'm FS and I like himym but hate tbbt.
And my fav showz 4 lyfe iz frindz.
That looks fun to drive 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Do you suppose this is the after, or the before?
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Stupid attracts? 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra "My husband eats your husband."???
born without eyes 2 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
4 upthumbs in 3 days?
You people sicken me.
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How is it 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Wow.
Does the good doctor need his license revoked?
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Princess Jasmine 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
She's not splaying her fingers properly in the first shot. In the second, her smile is too eager.
It's probably for the best, anyway, that she's not involved in some live action sloppy Disney cash-grab. Protect your standards, grrl!
Fooled again 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Looks like Goofy has his angles down.
How to neatly fold a grocery bag compactly 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Looks like the new season of Making A Murderer is coming along nicely...
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Too many people think "liberal" means "whiny leftist" 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Following for definition (and whiny rightists). ;)
she left 4 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra I can't wait to have my jetpack back. ;)
It's Obama 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Ya fuckin' THINK?
This shit is RAMPANT these days.
These children won't be able to trust a geologist ever again 9 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Lasering children, if the title is to be believed.
Just another passing thought 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Not to mention money decides who we can choose from. People who are genuine public servants have the odds stacked HEAVILY against them, if they are an option at all. What we end up with are puppets installed and beholden to their corporate backers.
Add that to the ridiculous Electoral Preschool, and you have the illusion of choice on two levels. With targeted voter suppression just for funsies. We won't even talk about Florida...
And we STILL somehow managed to f@ck this last election up as bad as possible.
"Petition for the system to change", he says. What planet do you live on?
Just another passing thought 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
SOME of us can vote.
In a system with a moron at the top crying "fraud" when Dems win, or God forbid, are competitive.
New friends 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
They do adjacent curl-ups in front of the loveseat.
No homo. ;)
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That's Really Mind Blowing 11 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
1 metriC fuCkton.
That's about as English a number can get.
That is the face of victory 3 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
"I'mma firin' mah jackpot!"
New friends 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra This looks familiar. ;)
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she love this position :3... 5 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
@kakaburra Lazy pussy, just living life on her back, soaking up the tummy rubs...
That one unfortunate friend 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Way to jinx yourself.
Just another passing thought 6 comments
matthewg · 6 years ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell...