MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Bollywood vs Physics 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Aaaaaaaand I raise you a Hardcore Henry. The awesomest movie nobody saw.
https://youtu.be/54kc7N7MjYk
Can you imagine the lines? Good Lord... 14 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Even better. :D
Dr prejudice 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"I have the advantages of education, don't understand the plight of those not so advantageous, yet I will judge you with great scorn."
"Great meme!" -Everyone, probably
I Still Can't Believe This Works 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Imagine, for a moment, that these people know each other, and took time to craft this craptastic spectacle.
How lame is it, now?
The media nowadays 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's funny because they haven't been torn to shreds by fact-checkers. :D
This restaurant labels their brownies based on which part of the pan it was baked on 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Yeah, if you don't know how to bake.
Its fool proof 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
What a toxic worldview.
sinners 15 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'm a man who believes wholeheartedly in compromise.
You may not engage in coitus with the Grinch, but you may defecate on the Grinch's chest.
This is highly erotic in certain circles, I'm told.
A kitty and a guinea 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Ah DO declare... *fans self in Midwestern*
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A kitty and a guinea 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Is there such a thing as a GuineaBaer?
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Can't be too careful 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Thank you.
Drunk vs wasted 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
No tattoos, and yet I still live.
I'd never deny anyone the freedom to get a tattoo, though. We all could use a laugh, sometimes.
What is "freedom"? 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/l-IDBlRK-iA
(Apologies for the poor edit. It's the only one I could find.)
I feel like we're going be calling it The Glass House before 2020. :( 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I understand what Cuomo is getting at, but I agree, he could have worded that WAY better.
Same goes for Hillary. There ARE people like that in our country, like it or not. They were never going to vote for her, but still, could have worded it better.
What continues to get me to this day, is how much grief I've heard from the Republican side over "safe spaces", when they have just as hard a time or worse when hearing uncomfortable facts. But hey, I guess whatever you can cling on to to avoid the larger discussion at hand...
Thanks, in any case, for taking the time. That's what I miss about you. At least we can talk.
What is "freedom"? 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Underappreciated Comment of the Month.
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CNN and their brilliant ideas 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Weird excuse to attack CNN, but ok.
What if I told you it's ok to have a conversation about things?
*Theremin Intensifies* 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Well, it does.
Kinda.
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Can you imagine the lines? Good Lord... 14 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Make all the excuses you like, but there is 0 reason for the screwed up system we have.
A non-corrupt democracy would make voting simple and easily-accessible for ALL of it's citizens, not to mention foster their constituents' education on the issues, and their representatives.
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I miss this game. 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Let's play it together, sometime. :D
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Can you imagine the lines? Good Lord... 14 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I believe naughtybear was being sarcastic, too.
In any case, whatever solution was found, Florida would find some way to screw it up.
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*smooch* 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Oh, that's right. He did a lot of the cute woodland creature type posts.
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Gate to Nowhere on the banks of Lake Lugano, Switzerland 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Just remember, we need to wait an hour after monching. ;)
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