MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Well, If It Doesn't Bothers You 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Wait, what?
I almost died 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Eat ass, go vote."
Vopallu bepofosiet esagi 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Don't worry. Your cats will adore our ghastly furniture. (Because of course you have cats)" -IKEA's marketing department, probably
He's learning from the Italians 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
How are all comments from 5 years ago?
It's true tho 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Something tells me OP is against giving in that regard. ;)
Truly the best way to bond 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Well, it was. Until someone regurgitated it for fake twitter points.
Wrong victim 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra This looks like it could be a The Far Side comic.
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Yeah I’ll have uhhhh 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Why 3 spoke wheels are a thing, I will never know.
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Who has done this? 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Everyone has been talking about bots lately, and I haven't been around enough to know what is going on.
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Something to ponder about 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
He's not perfect, sadly, but he's made some good points.
Don't you hate it when you try reaching the north pole but a chunk just doesn't load 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
You're both wrong.
That's Adam's memory foam mattress.
Well At Least We're Learning Something 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's Big Tax Preparer. Getting their grubby hands on our Education Law.
Can you imagine how many of those cushy jobs would be lost if people knew how to do their own taxes???
Company picnic 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
The future is still bright for her.
I hear there are plenty of unfilled positions in the Drumpf Administration. ;)
Stay in school 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
*before Drake gets bored with them
A bookshelf like no other 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra That's not gonna start in the morning.
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Trust no one 24 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
A good example of what NOT to do with your face when things smell fishy. ;)
No, no im sorry they are all mine! 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra This looks like a good gift to get someone so they can bring cookies to work. :D
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My eyes and wallet are pleased 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Same. Don't see them often, though. Last movie I saw in 3D was Ready Player One.
Comrade is a madlad 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Ask him about life on the set of Malcolm in the Middle.
Deep af 38 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Ugh, sorry. I've been exhausted lately, and was in a shit mood.
Ey, Mikko! It's your cousin! Common sense gun laws! 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I haven't decided.
There's a shop I trust in town that deals with classics almost exclusively. I also get parts through them, and they sell various Ford crate engines. I guess it just comes down to it's condition and cost comparison.
Lol, legit 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
*peanut butter jelly time
The pope on trickle down economics 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Guests on this site never cease to amaze me.