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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Made me smile and cry! 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*until we see the return of the guillotine

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Me irl 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/429/926/0e9.png

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Let me. 11 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Dude, my first account commented here!

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The pope on trickle down economics 17 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

"Address the argument, you worthless guest." -demon_razgriz, probably

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Don't you hate it when you try reaching the north pole but a chunk just doesn't load 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Hush, child, I'm making references.

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Company picnic 17 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

But...but what happened to the job creators? :(

Company picnic 17 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I don't understand what you're saying.

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#MAGA 11 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I'm 6'4", fluctuate near that weight, and I've always thought that his "doctors" should lose their licenses.

title 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I don't get it.
Also, it sounds toxic.

It's such a random Day without Thanksgiving 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Deal with Brexit, and then get all snarky on the internet again.

A twitter post is not a meme 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

And you're letting the world know you're an idiot for free is somehow better?

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I'll have the wings please 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Wow.
Their friend is the most nonchalant bowler ever.

Good old sleepovers 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/rNkLCR7TT3s

When you show up to a fight and bring your boys with you 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

This should happen every time someone takes a vertical picture on their phone.

Company picnic 17 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I often wonder if it affects people's decisions.. We're not holding either of our parties accountable, and in the end, we're just hurting ourselves, and moreso, our children.

*plays the Smash Bros. theme in the background* 84 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

It is only a matter of time before this is put to clips of Voltron. :D

Company picnic 17 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

That was consensual, albeit completely wrong. I despise that behaviour when Dems do it just as much as when Reps do it.

Deep af 38 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I get plenty of practice IRL. I honestly wish this place was less toxic, and more humorous.

Skip intro 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I can't help the shitposting tendencies of the FS community.

It's an older meme sir 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra It's not that easy, if you want to sleep in a bed that isn't all crunchy in the morning.

Norway's 4 billion Nok warship identifies as bi submarine now 14 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

#fakenews

My daughter used a plastic cutting board for a pizza pan 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

As seen on imgur a couple days ago.

My friend made a mistake here 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Don't hold your breath. It's a worthless guest.

Spirit airlines? 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Complaining about air travel is SO tired.
I don't fly often, but I fly cheap, and I've had no complaints so far.
They're getting you STUPID fast to somewhere (I imagine) you find fun, or where a loved one is, and you're really going to bitch about it. If it sucks so bad, drive. Nobody wants to hear your nitpicks, especially after 60 years of the sh!t.

Ahhhh.....How I love Marriage 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra This seems like they've let their wholesomeness become toxic.