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Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Sabotaging yourself 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

How many of these interactions do you suppose are set up?

Uhm... Excuse me ? 12 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Corrupt AND greedy?
Might I interest you in one of the many positions available in the Drumpf Administration?

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Hydra 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@captainjackharknes https://derpicdn.net/img/2014/1/26/534668/large.gif

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Thatsh meshed up 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

My father is one of those people who "know better than the doctor", and he's not only affecting his own quality of life, but also that of those around him.
Moral of the Story: Get a 2nd opinion if you like, but LISTEN TO THE PROFESSIONALS!

· Edited 5 years ago

When Funsubstance doesn’t have memes, so you make Funsub a meme. 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

The moth meme was garbage. I can't say I'm surprised.

When Funsubstance doesn’t have memes, so you make Funsub a meme. 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I'm not seeing it.
And the new meme is garbage.

Made me smile 14 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra Humans do this so when their spouse inevitably rolls them off the side of the bed, they share their partner's fate. ;)

Y'all need this in your life... with sound. 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/vY0KD0WdNR8

Ooooooooohh yeaaaaaaaah 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I dunno. He's got so much redundant protoplasm around him.

Building wants what it wants 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Gross.

Nothin funny. Just motivational 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*Becomes a girlfriend*

I'd call that a yes 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

...he said, to a community that doesn't downthumb junk posts.

When Funsubstance doesn’t have memes, so you make Funsub a meme. 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Ok, I was on vacation. What did I miss?

Rawr xD 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Oh, how depressing.

Rawr xD 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

We get it.
You're 13.

3 Parachutes 15 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

DO go on.

title 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Welp, it's up to you to stab your shitposting friend, then. Sorry, dude.

Never trust your granma 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

No she didn't.
Lies aren't funny.

Absolute unit 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra Oh, Lawd, she floatin'!

Aubrey Plaza in real life 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I don't get it.

title 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

No he didn't.
Tell a joke, already.

Wish me luck guys 11 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Guests have the most unfunny lives.

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Jody the bad boy 23 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I am also curious about this.

It takes roughly 5-10 pages to find something good. 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Your meme's what, now?

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**has nipple rings 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra I guess you could say she was... *Doc glasses*
...OUTATIME.

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