MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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matthewg · 5 years ago
Well, sudsy lesbians aren't the most wholesome thing, but they're not the raunchiest, either.
Gentle worthless Fox 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I don't understand why they chose this particular picture.
"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's almost as if princess is a child and is talking out of her ass...
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I'm probably gonna do it anyway, but I'd love to hear your opinions on this haircolour 33 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I like how hairy your hair looks! :D
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Sometime change is good 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://catanacomics.com/shop/
Bought a print here, once. Apparently it's pretty good. :D
This bathroom sign 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra The BALLS on that guy!
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Well, b*tch 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/obEQqmkGzzo
You vs. everyone who has to see your comments.
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Completely wholesome 21 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's what you boys WANT us to think. ;)
Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
You realize that goes in bu....
You know what, n/m.
Maybe his wife left because his ‘2 inch PP’ 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Don't mind tbag.
He found long ago that he has to force his widdle dingle dang on people.
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Overheating isn't a problem anymore 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Good luck hiding your cookies, now!
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Cursed choker? 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It gladdens me to know you're all talk, because if you weren't, you'd probably not be able to type.
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Any suggestions ? 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I wonder if you realize how tired and corny that was.
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Is it really difficult for some men to believe women can be both smart and beautiful? 20 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@halfdeadhammerhead Just going by princess' comment history, I feel like she doesn't understand that women can be vocal about certain systemic issues lingering in society AND accomplish things.
If I were a cynic, I might be convinced that she's thinly veiling an attempt to silence women in an effort to slow progress...
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These jerseys are a bit risky 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I hope they doubled down and made the uniforms "scratch 'n sniff". :P
Saw this in line at the DMV 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I mean, come on, it's low hanging fruit.
Stay hydrated thot 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Some do, some don't.
Try not to let all the bad apples ruin the bunch (and I don't mean just in a financial sense).
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Any suggestions ? 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Honestly, I'd buy you a prostitute just so I wouldn't have to read your predictable, sad comments.
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People complain about everything! 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's princess.
What did you expect?