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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Satisfying 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Get off the internet and you just might.

Science 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

And here we see how our public school are failing us.

Over action or mutant strength ? 12 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I feel like making jokes, but I don't want to give her the beiber-levels of attention that can be garnered from FS.

Doesn't matter, showered anyway 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra #doesn'tmattersawbooty

Any suggestions ? 13 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Just commenting to see what hilarious thing you'll say next.

Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

More like you, the guy who doesn't even have the balls to sexually assault women to their face?
Unlikely.

Well, b*tch 18 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

You seem hell-bent on avoiding your issues.

Cursed choker? 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I'm less than shocked that you are uncomprehending.

2019 is already off to a great start 9 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Is it even possible to TRIPLE down?

That’s nice 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Proof that there's a kink for everyone.

Mom's a genius 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Not actually a description, but it's fake, anyway.

Two kinds of people after getting rich. Is "Jeff" the new "Chad"? 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Wait, what?
He may be a cheating piece of shit, but I haven't seen him use his media power to slander his ex-wife.

Remember the uncomfortable Anna meme? Anyone? 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Sharing an "inside" joke while withholding further info could possibly be seen as obnoxious.
Also, the meme isn't funny.
If you require proof, it has been compared to the "moth/lamp" meme.

Anon feels better 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

It seems like the easiest thing to do in the world is to not cheat, yet people are constantly doing it. :(

Wild Thing. You make.. SOMETHING sing.. 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Because it is buuuuuuuull *inhales*
...shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Somewhere around 2057 bananas 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Brown eye contact? *bow chicka brown cow*

“Imagineeee a world like that” 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://media.giphy.com/media/srTYyZ1BjBtGU/giphy.gif

“Imagineeee a world like that” 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Aka, "adulthood".

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*softly, but with passion* Baby say f*ck. 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/T5ljF6XgTww
How I imagine this child.

Outstanding move 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

It's your family's fault for not having a Poop Knife, Mrs.

Somewhere around 2057 bananas 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra do you suppose he "went down" on her?

2019 is already off to a great start 9 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I've done my part by not taking part in twatter.

Zakynthos, ionian islands, greece 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Maybe we should wait until we can sit side by side for the flight. It seems like a long one.

Guess the map! 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Here's a hint: https://youtu.be/K8GRDNU50b8

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We‘re dating now get over it boy 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Sounds like a missed opportunity, to me.