MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Do you believe in soulmates and/or true love? 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
#shipped
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Don't pull in front of trucks 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Well, owning one of those things IS pretty soul-crushing, I'd imagine.
For my Hunny. 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago 2
Tweets are not memes, but they can be funny 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
^That's if they had twin boys.
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Tweets are not memes, but they can be funny 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
And yet you post a twit that disproves your point.
One hopes ironically.
It's a national emergency! 15 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
They depend on people not taking hate seriously.
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"Shutdown" is becoming just another word. This is the reality 26 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Oh, how I wish princess would keep commenting.
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Jade Socoby: 320lbs -> 200lbs through powerlifting within 3.5 years 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
The downthumbers were right, even though I may have been slightly facetious.
A smile doesn't mean someone is happy.
Just an idea 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I wonder how much of that dirty money goes to the people responsible for the information in our textbooks...
People complain about everything! 17 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'd pay good money to hear princess apply skepticism to her own people's utterings.
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Well, b*tch 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Please, feel free to continue proving that statement untrue.
Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's depressing how precious this is to you. Please find something better to attach meaning to. For everyone's sake.
Well, b*tch 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I feel like I ought to feel bad.
Like I'm dealing with a caricature of a failed troll?
Cursed choker? 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Oh, noes! I done goofed.
I guess my point is lost on you.
My wife and I, a couple Northerners, enjoying the fantastic weather in DC 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
There's a grammar joke there, somewhere...
Honeey!!! They stepped on your carpet 22 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Are any among you a believer?"
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How to spoil a herd of cats 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
We keep ourSELVES in completely synthetic environments. How are cats special?
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That's one way to live life 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I like to think that I'm half done with you f@ckers.
Something literally posted for sale on my local by sell trade 26 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@tbag Ever wonder why you're the only one "lol"ing at your comments?
Any suggestions ? 13 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
You didn't even try.
Well, b*tch 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Are...are you TRYING to prove my point???
Cursed choker? 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Baseless insults are fun, are they not?
Are you actually able to distract yourself from your own behavior, or does the realization of what you are eat silently eat away at you, causing you to lash out in louder and more caustic ways?