Real glasses, or those bullshit 5oz glasses that they call a "glass" in order to up their glass/box ratio?

Cows are illegal in S.F., making your entire argument invalid.

*insult to your parents for giving you a ridiculous name

I'm consistently amazed at your unwavering ability to speak truth to the willfully ignorant. I honestly don't know how you keep at it.

Interesting choice of words.

Seeing the same tweets over and over, or seeing subpar tweets?

http://media3.giphy.com/media/vFAOvSiBwDmNy/giphy.gif

https://youtu.be/g95xIxkL16w

For what?
Another poor twitter person to be overexposed into oblivion?

I think you're seeing me that way in order to dismiss what I'm saying.
Those are two VERY different scenarios.

Or feed local birbs crayon seeds, and they miss a bit when regurgitating them to their young.

@xvarnah I can only speak for myself here, but if someone I wasn't dating, or at least into, took my hand and moved it toward their genitals, I would not allow my hand near their genitals.
The line of "reasoning" you bring up sounds insincere, to put it kindly, but I'm curious as to where this goes.

Well, the article itself is unsure if there's a case for rape. Putting myself in his shoes, in that sort of situation, and if that's how things went down, I'd take her to court. But perhaps the reason he doesn't is he feels he doesn't have a case because he invited her over (while drunk)?
In any case, I probably should have mentioned before that I think maybe the iffy circumstances cause some people to gloss over the acts themselves and skip to their thoughts on her and her lacking attributes.

Not defending Schumer (that's her lawyer's job, if anyone decides they have a case) but I'm not convinced she "forcefully" did anything to that cab driver. She overpowered him? The only thing I can envision her overpowering is a toilet seat (please don't try to imagine this for yourself).
As for the drunk guy, I'd have to hear the story in more detail. That said, I'm already concerned where we draw the line between "whiskey dick" and "too drunk to consent". Add to that the fact that comedians often make stuff up for jokes, and here we are.
If she did rape somebody, she should be punished accordingly. By law, not public opinion.