MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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I am an author and I hate women 22 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@funkmasterrex An actual man.
If people your own age are "invisible" to you, that points to something wrong inside the person making the statement.
It seems a bit like grandparents who think they're "too young" to be referred to as such, just creepier.
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You know it. I know it. We all know it. 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Wait, aren't you a teenager?
Facebook at its finest 18 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Average, garbage post.
Comma chameleon 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Comma lover my face. 0:D
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My country of Thailand is doomed everyone 16 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'm reminded of how often I'm told by people who are pro-trump that I should watch Fox News to get "both sides of the story", or something similar (little do they know, I already do), while they conveniently forget how often they've pulled the whole "fake news" BS, or in some other way professed, unprompted, that other news outlets aren't worth anyone's time.
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My country of Thailand is doomed everyone 16 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Comparing The Late Show to FS? What could go wrong?
A-ha 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/fCe2bTtKCJg
If you don't have the NSP albums, something is very wrong with you.
It's right here in my hand 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Seen on imgur this week, as usual.
Man Urban Dictionary is OLD 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@smitty Citation needed.
Now I want it 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I love it when people IRL identify themselves.
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Yes I would like to purchase *ahem* one weed please 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Why am I seeing imgur on FS 3 days later?
Seen in an art shop in London 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
How transparent.
Would a Hillary meme convince you that FS is "fun" again?
Amy Schumer is scum 55 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'd be a little excited by them.
Amy Schumer is scum 55 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Locked at the Genitals would make a good name for a band.
Just sayin'.
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I dont think so 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Dexter?
Rember happy day! 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I was crushed when I couldn't find Animaniacs on Netflix recently.
Now I hear Netflix paid $100 million for Friends.
WTF.
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Do it 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Wow.
Porn created by virgins, for virgins.
I'm gonna pass. I don't think my balls could withstand such a rapid and complete draining...
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He's right you know 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Yes.
Don't take care of yourselves.
Internet Guy wishes it.
Save a life 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It was a long time ago.
And she was a bitch to my Mom.
Amy Schumer is scum 55 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's a lot to digest, and I'm pretty tired atm, but the main thing I wanted to get across was that the taxi driver wouldn't need to resort to violence to resist having his finger(s) forcibly inserted anywhere.
I don't buy, in this situation, the taxi driver "freezing". They deal with all kinds on nonsense on a daily basis.
If it makes a difference, I don't think you're wrong. I just feel like maybe we're speaking for different groups, if that makes sense?
tl;dr be decent to people. Some of us aren't as good as others at dealing with douchebags (of the male OR female variety).
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Is it too early for Christmas memes? 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Yeah, seriously. This is an undeserved cruelty inflicted upon the FS community. :(
Past, present, future 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
We'll soon be living in Altered Carbon times, folks.
Morning's Here (Friends). Admittedly I'm a little late 3 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
PSA: Know that it is legal to murder someone for doing this outside your window in the morning. Or at any time, day or night.