MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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8 hours into her contractions and she thought playing dark souls would relieve some 15 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Maybe they're going to have one of those tub births, because that's safe.
Gotta pay from now on 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
First guest is PAINfully obviously speaking from his own life experience. It's no wonder some of them are so angry.
No chromo 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Just another hateful guest. No need to give them attention. Just report and move on.
Use less fuel with Physics 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
The DMV shouldn't be passing people on their driving test if they don't possess that "skill set".
this 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
He totally could've beat the guy if he wasn't... *sunglasses*
...two tired.
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I remember this episode actually being really interesting. Also...darkcawk. 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That's the only water level I remember them playing, so I'm gonna go with it by default.
Let's stick with "restaurants that sound like sex acts" for 800$ Alex 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Hopefully the II isn't referencing what I think it is... :(
Extra-small null amuck Anteater 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
The new season of The Marvelous Miss Maisel is getting weird...
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Comma chameleon 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://youtu.be/avM_UsVo0IA
I now have a new appreciation for Muse's "Supremacy" video. :D
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What we should look for in a president 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
And since Congress is notoriously lazy, we can safely say that this had 0 effect. ;)
You know it. I know it. We all know it. 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Because I did not know?
It seemed a tad bit more scandalous, but thankfully memory didn't serve in this case.
I am an author and I hate women 22 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It was cute, to be sure.
How to use BJJ against a bear 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra Check it out! I'm a hot commodity. :D
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You know it. I know it. We all know it. 19 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I wasn't insinuating anything. It was an honest question.
HAPPENING 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Many people don't read the comments.
Not to mention that users shouldn't be forced to read comments to figure out what is intentional bullshit, and what is not.
*their 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Ah, yes. New Zealand.
The one place drumpf nukular button can't reach. :P
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I am an author and I hate women 22 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Gee, of COURSE that's what I meant.
THANK you so much for clarifying!
How to use BJJ against a bear 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"Like"...like as a friend?
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How to use BJJ against a bear 11 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
He's proposing and you need Jesus.
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*their 9 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Good luck getting away from drumpf's fuckery.
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HAPPENING 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'm curious whether or not the community thinks that posts like these should be against the TOS.
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My girlfriend ladies and gentleman 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Aka, "The Bullshit Zone".
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The truth is smelly sometimes 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Looks like drumpf just found his wall.