MatthewG

matthewg


38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Seriously. Who is buying these things? 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Steam-powered or coal-fired?
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The best view to wake up to 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
"None of you seem to understand. I'm not waking up next to you... you're waking up next to me!" -Rorschach, probably
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Girls support! 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Imagine if it were a quality television programme.
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I illustrated a first date 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
What? It was nice. We don't have those out here in the West. ;)
I illustrated a first date 6 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I wonder if we could commission one of us at that Mideast breakfast place? :D
This picture in San Francisco looks like a ship floating on the clouds 7 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
*Final Fantasy music plays in the distance*
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Things to learn from Japan 12 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
That definitely sounds exhausting. Good thing you enjoy it! :D
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Adorable womanly Cassowary 23 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Which is why we should unite in defense of our community.
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Classic grandma! 1 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I can't wait to taste test your mixing bowl, Dear.
Okay but just imagine! 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra *SQUISHbeanz!
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I'm sorry what? 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I'm a huge fan of sarcasm, as well.
Just kidding 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
You're welcome. :D
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Adorable womanly Cassowary 23 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Click on their cowardly guest "name", and there you go.
Edit: I encourage you all to shine a light on them. Maybe someday the admins will see fit to grant certain privileges to Users only.
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Interstellar (2014) 10 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
He reaches out to laypeople and tries to spark an interest. I know what you're saying, but I can also understand why he's brought up so often in these situations.
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Doggo thoughts 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I see what you did, there. ;)
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Just kidding 8 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I'd be the dumbass to give you my heart, but I'd have the last laugh, because it'd probably be too strong, and give you projectile menses for life. ;)
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He do a protec 4 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra He's trying to decide if his poopy diaper has a good flavour.
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I hope they dont catch this guy soon 24 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
Based on grammar alone, I'm gonna go ahead and assume innocent people have died.
Doggo thoughts 5 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
@kakaburra I can't wait to canoodle your snoozle once again. <3
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Adorable womanly Cassowary 23 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
https://funsubstance.com/comment/list/3090459/
Why is it always the guests?
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*ARE strong 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It really did.
8 hours into her contractions and she thought playing dark souls would relieve some 15 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
I say it's efficient.
You can be born and Baptized at the same time! :D
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Things to learn from Japan 12 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
May I ask what you love for a living?
When parents do this 2 comments
matthewg · 5 years ago
It's a hint, children.