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I Can't Believe It's Not Parody! 24 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Liking butter might just be the weirdest flex I've ever seen.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Parody! 24 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Good thing this ass-clown didn't become President.
That'd have been QUITE the national embarrassment...

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I Can't Believe It's Not Parody! 24 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

He made a twitter account.
(not that I downthumbed you, though)

Don't make a fool of yourself 16 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Could you please try to be more wrong?
I haven't reached my belly laugh quota yet tonight.

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Seriously. Who is buying these things? 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Steam-powered or coal-fired?

The best view to wake up to 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

"None of you seem to understand. I'm not waking up next to you... you're waking up next to me!" -Rorschach, probably

This is what an Ocellated Turkey looks like 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://i.imgur.com/eO73wGT.gif?noredirect

Girls support! 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Imagine if it were a quality television programme.

I illustrated a first date 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

What? It was nice. We don't have those out here in the West. ;)

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I illustrated a first date 6 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra I wonder if we could commission one of us at that Mideast breakfast place? :D

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This picture in San Francisco looks like a ship floating on the clouds 7 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*Final Fantasy music plays in the distance*

Things to learn from Japan 12 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

That definitely sounds exhausting. Good thing you enjoy it! :D

Adorable womanly Cassowary 23 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Which is why we should unite in defense of our community.

Classic grandma! 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra I can't wait to taste test your mixing bowl, Dear.

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Okay but just imagine! 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra *SQUISHbeanz!

I'm sorry what? 2 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I'm a huge fan of sarcasm, as well.

Just kidding 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

You're welcome. :D

Adorable womanly Cassowary 23 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Click on their cowardly guest "name", and there you go.
Edit: I encourage you all to shine a light on them. Maybe someday the admins will see fit to grant certain privileges to Users only.

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Interstellar (2014) 10 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

He reaches out to laypeople and tries to spark an interest. I know what you're saying, but I can also understand why he's brought up so often in these situations.

Doggo thoughts 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I see what you did, there. ;)

Just kidding 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra I'd be the dumbass to give you my heart, but I'd have the last laugh, because it'd probably be too strong, and give you projectile menses for life. ;)

He do a protec 4 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra He's trying to decide if his poopy diaper has a good flavour.

I hope they dont catch this guy soon 24 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Based on grammar alone, I'm gonna go ahead and assume innocent people have died.