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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Even my skeptical ass wants this to be true. :D 3 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://youtu.be/ojFEiwuD_rw

If you think THAT's bad, your precious twitter posts don't even have pictures. 14 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I live in the Liberal Enclave of California, and even I though that was some hippy sh!t, right there.

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When you send her a picture of your ranch but she doesn't answer 9 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Hey, uh... Michelle, get in here. Danny and Arnold are doin' the voice again!

Twitter history is not forgiving 11 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I'm not sure if you're using poor logic/English on purpose or accident. I also doubt that link is going to clear up what I found so funny about your comment.

Cursed image 8 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

https://media.giphy.com/media/dCdGHgF7yFHFK/giphy.gif

Twitter history is not forgiving 11 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

"it's widely believed that there is ample evidence that he did."
I swear, this post doesn't disappoint. :D

My bf can do this and still looks hella hot 36 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

@kakaburra Would that make it Booty Butter?

matthewg · 5 years ago

Why isn't there a Bun on that wiener?

When you send her a picture of your ranch but she doesn't answer 9 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

"Aaron"

When you send her a picture of your ranch but she doesn't answer 9 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I dunno, but I'd totally duel six-inchers, uh... I mean, SHOOTers with him. *cough*

My bf can do this and still looks hella hot 36 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

I worry when I hear this sort of thing.
Like what's she trying to butter us up for??? :(

My mom 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Wouldn't it be more worrying if I was on FS 24/7?

It's that simple guys 14 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Not sure why you'd need them.
I'd donate mine to you in a heartbeat.

Had to be said 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

*whoosh*

The big Ouch 212 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

There's no way I'm reading all those comments, but I find the fact that this...
https://funsubstance.com/fun/515782/donut-gone-wrong/
...being the next post is hilarious. :D

Wrathful sneaky volatile Armadillo 1 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Saw this on imgur a week ago and what is OP doing posting something like this???

i can dabble wiv that description 5 comments

matthewg · 5 years ago

Aka, Neville Thiccbottom.