matthewg
38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
Putin's doge 4 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
I'd *whoosh*, but Drumpf's hair might do that ghastly levitation trick again.
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Guests say the darndest things 7 comments
This is how lil kids cough 6 comments
The tall one is Lauren Phillips, don't know about the small one 18 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
Yeah, that conversation went nowhere.
But F me for trying to get answers, I guess.
But F me for trying to get answers, I guess.
I made this 6 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
I'd watch it with you until we created some happy little accidents (surprises) of our own. <3
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2 steps... Yawn 5 comments
The tall one is Lauren Phillips, don't know about the small one 18 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
Why are you acting like you don't know that I'm the closest thing FS has to a celebrity?
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I made this 6 comments
Movie plot explained in one news article 5 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
I'm sorry, but if you people see that I'm about to die on a scooter, you have my permission to kill me.
How to defeat Thanos 8 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
If Numbah Wun couldn't make it so, Best Captain would simply call upon his Bestie Q to deal with that pansie.
2 steps... Yawn 5 comments
matthewg
· 5 years ago
@kakaburra I hope he warmed up with plenty of taint stretches before attempting this.
Same here 3 comments