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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
— MatthewG

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I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing. VIDEO

I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing.

It's almost that time of year, again. <3 VIDEO

It's almost that time of year, again. <3

Gives every dollar

*Gives every dollar*

Let's face it, if you drive a Chrysler, you're probably not getting laid anytime soon. Hidden

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Hey, it's a small price to pay for that natural, perpetually shaved chinchilla.

Hey, it's a small price to pay for that natural, perpetually shaved chinchilla.

Best (albeit shortest) Game Grumps Animated to date. VIDEO

Best (albeit shortest) Game Grumps Animated to date.

Not a fan of Tomi's, but I kinda want these 2 to bang and pump out some independent kids. VIDEO

Not a fan of Tomi's, but I kinda want these 2 to bang and pump out some independent kids.

Looks like I'm going to have to rewatch the original. It's only been 2 decades. VIDEO

Looks like I'm going to have to rewatch the original. It's only been 2 decades.

I only just realized MJ did the original Pokemon theme today. VIDEO

I only just realized MJ did the original Pokemon theme today.

I'd love to feel this way before I die. VIDEO

I'd love to feel this way before I die.