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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
— MatthewG

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I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy. VIDEO

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.

Let's turn that frown upside down. VIDEO

Let's turn that frown upside down.

Throws panties @Bernie VIDEO

*Throws panties @Bernie*

I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing. VIDEO

I've had my parents taken (albeit only for 6 months). It was amazing.

It's almost that time of year, again. <3 VIDEO

It's almost that time of year, again. <3

Gives every dollar

*Gives every dollar*

Let's face it, if you drive a Chrysler, you're probably not getting laid anytime soon. Hidden

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Hey, it's a small price to pay for that natural, perpetually shaved chinchilla.

Hey, it's a small price to pay for that natural, perpetually shaved chinchilla.

Best (albeit shortest) Game Grumps Animated to date. VIDEO

Best (albeit shortest) Game Grumps Animated to date.

Not a fan of Tomi's, but I kinda want these 2 to bang and pump out some independent kids. VIDEO

Not a fan of Tomi's, but I kinda want these 2 to bang and pump out some independent kids.