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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
— MatthewG

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This little guy is WORKIN' it. VIDEO

This little guy is WORKIN' it.

MFW those thighs could crush rocks. VIDEO

MFW those thighs could crush rocks.

How do I submit this to Booksubstance? VIDEO

How do I submit this to Booksubstance?

Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump. VIDEO

Spoilers for The Matrix and Forrest Gump.

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;) VIDEO

Shock of shocks, Lord Dampnut lied about the size of his "Tower". ;)

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

These sort of jokes make me so herpy.

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleooooooooon!

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy. VIDEO

I'd normally try to come up with something funny, but that dance was so damn creepy.

Let's turn that frown upside down. VIDEO

Let's turn that frown upside down.

Throws panties @Bernie VIDEO

*Throws panties @Bernie*