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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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Merry Chaosmas to all my Bad Hombres in FunSubstanceLand! VIDEO

Merry Chaosmas to all my Bad Hombres in FunSubstanceLand!

Alternate Title: It's dangerous to go alone. Take all the f*cks I have left.

Alternate Title: It's dangerous to go alone. Take all the f*cks I have left.

Merry Spockmas!

Merry Spockmas!

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Lindsey shakes her rupee maker.

Every year it seems to get a little worse.

Every year it seems to get a little worse.

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'80s Lip Reading

I always knew Bob was on drugs. VIDEO

I always knew Bob was on drugs.

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#bootyvalve Get it trending, people!

Game Grumps did ok. How hard could it be? VIDEO

Game Grumps did ok. How hard could it be?