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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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I can't wait for my kids to be old enough to share my childhood with.

I can't wait for my kids to be old enough to share my childhood with.

That awkward moment when Baer forgets the safe word.

That awkward moment when Baer forgets the safe word.

mwah!

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John Wick: Time Police

John Wick: Time Police

I'd totally watch a 2001: A Space Odyssey remake featuring the Breast Monolith.

I'd totally watch a 2001: A Space Odyssey remake featuring the Breast Monolith.

I can't help but think about our underfunding of education in this country.

I can't help but think about our underfunding of education in this country.

Ah, the "shithole countries" debacle strikes again.

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I've never watched this show, but I'm assuming this is childhood-destroying.

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The floats down here are YUGE, believe me.

The floats down here are YUGE, believe me.

One of my favorite movies.

One of my favorite movies.

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