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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.

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Please your S.O. better with this one weird trick a Mom came up with!

Please your S.O. better with this one weird trick a Mom came up with!

Buscemi to play Cyclops in upcoming X-Men film.

Buscemi to play Cyclops in upcoming X-Men film.

When you're drunk and vulnerable, but he silently decides he likes the cut of your jib.

When you're drunk and vulnerable, but he silently decides he likes the cut of your jib.

I also need a sm0l bottle of wine to find myself beautiful in the mirror.

I also need a sm0l bottle of wine to find myself beautiful in the mirror.

"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;)

"Ah, I see my reputation precedes me." ;)

I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith.

I bet he wishes he was one of the guys sent to find the Moon Monolith.

replaces it with a bag of sand, Indiana Jones-style

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Hears "Fake News" echo across the land

*Hears "Fake News" echo across the land*

https://i.imgur.com/dTDEwSO.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/dTDEwSO.jpg

Shi-Ka-Kaaaa!

Shi-Ka-Kaaaa!

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