MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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This feels like ages ago. VIDEO

This feels like ages ago.

"Get in the helmet, Shinji!!1" -World's Best Dad VIDEO

"Get in the helmet, Shinji!!1" -World's Best Dad

For my Hunny.

For my Hunny.

When his thighs don't spill state secrets. VIDEO

When his thighs don't spill state secrets.

I challenge her to do that with my toothbrush. VIDEO

I challenge her to do that with my toothbrush.

Wet Ass Sandwich *drool*

Wet Ass Sandwich *drool*

Consume Prilosec! *subliminal messaging intensifies* VIDEO

Consume Prilosec! *subliminal messaging intensifies*

That's what SHE said! VIDEO

That's what SHE said!

Those boys...always moistening each other's stones. VIDEO

Those boys...always moistening each other's stones.

Still less of an atrocity than every 3D Sonic game.

Still less of an atrocity than every 3D Sonic game.