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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems.

The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems.

Did you know if you wear JUST the labcoat outside, cops will invite you to a sleepover?

Did you know if you wear JUST the labcoat outside, cops will invite you to a sleepover?

Looks like My Uncle is out of a job.

Looks like My Uncle is out of a job.

Take me to your tweeter.

Take me to your tweeter.

Ev'ry dey I'm pelican'. VIDEO

Ev'ry dey I'm pelican'.

And then the rationalization begins.

And then the rationalization begins.

The Wooffice VIDEO

The Wooffice

He attacc, but he also shocc.

He attacc, but he also shocc.

Proud sponsor of Videogame Dunkey.

Proud sponsor of Videogame Dunkey.

Settle down, Scientology. There's a new cult in town.

Settle down, Scientology. There's a new cult in town.