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matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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Oh my Lord. I didn't know... until now.

Oh my Lord. I didn't know... until now.

How to destroy an '80s childhood in 5 easy frames.

How to destroy an '80s childhood in 5 easy frames.

#deep

#deep

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The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems.

The simplest solution to all of Chairman Cheeto's problems.

Did you know if you wear JUST the labcoat outside, cops will invite you to a sleepover?

Did you know if you wear JUST the labcoat outside, cops will invite you to a sleepover?

Looks like My Uncle is out of a job.

Looks like My Uncle is out of a job.

Take me to your tweeter.

Take me to your tweeter.

Ev'ry dey I'm pelican'. VIDEO

Ev'ry dey I'm pelican'.

And then the rationalization begins.

And then the rationalization begins.