MatthewG

matthewg

38, Male, California USA
Currently employed as ER Tech.
Proud father of 2, with a long-distance Boo.
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If you think THAT's bad, your precious twitter posts don't even have pictures.

If you think THAT's bad, your precious twitter posts don't even have pictures.

Looks like Bowser is about to be... *sunglasses* ...Terminette'd.

Looks like Bowser is about to be... *sunglasses* ...Terminette'd.

Even my skeptical ass wants this to be true. :D

Even my skeptical ass wants this to be true. :D

This looks like it may have come out before his special.

This looks like it may have come out before his special.

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I Can't Believe It's Not Parody!

I Can't Believe It's Not Parody!

Seriously. Who is buying these things?

Seriously. Who is buying these things?

Any FS love for this wee gem?

Any FS love for this wee gem?

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Well played, Satan. Well played.

Well played, Satan. Well played.