MEOWIamacat

meowiamacat


I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.

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that would be fun 16 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I WANT TO READ THIS STORY NOW CAN I READ YOUR STORY
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Band T-Shirts Too 19 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Fun fact: I once wore a Camp Half-Blood t-shirt. I think that was one of the days when the most people talked to me. Same went for my Eevee shirt.
In other news, I'm very alone and have no friends at all because that was like five people each time.
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What a wild minute 11 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I have seen this post five times and I still don't understand properly help
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A tip for you fools who drop your phone a lot 34 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I genuinely feel like I'd be the person who accidentally drop kicks it as hard as I possibly can, resulting in even more damage than I would have ended up with if I'd only let it fall.
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They're not wrong 8 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
As the above guest provided, They both produce notes, though they are very flat, and I've found, They are nevar spelled backwards, for the last part, though both would work.
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They're not wrong 8 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
The 'Why is a raven like a writing desk?' one?
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This is easily the biggest lie on the internet 6 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Okay so in my time I've learned this handy trick that hopefully I've remembered correctly: Apparently, if you drag it and it behaves like an image would, it's an ad. If it doesn't, it's the actual download button.
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*story of my life* 10 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Not technically. Most of the Phandom ships it, though. We're pretty sure Phan was real in 2009, but then 2012 happened and that wasn't too good a year for the ship, but now it's 2015 and they're as married as they can be without actually being confirmed married. Seriously, they're in Japan right now and half of this Phandom is convinced it's their honeymoon and the other half is convinced their "cherry blossom proposal" au is going to come true.
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True hero. R.I.P 15 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
k thanks
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This chameleon is actually two painted women 8 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
How do people come up with these things their minds must be magic
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True hero. R.I.P 15 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
If you have a source for this, would you be so kind as to share it? I have a project on modern day slavery in Pakistan, and I'm sure this would be a great example to use. If you don't have the source, it's fine, too, I'd just really appreciate it :)
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Lupita knows stuff 8 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I'm going to assume they don't mean the balls/testicles and are instead talking about the bit of skin that (I think?) is there (I have never seen a male's lower half, if you can't tell). Which, from fanfiction (please don't ask), I'm pretty sure is called a guiche, or something like that. I think it's spelled that way but I'm not sure and spellcheck hasn't underlined it, so I'm gonna go with that.
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1 out of 20 people 7 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I think I might be a criminal now...
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For all you artists out there 13 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Today, in a rehearsal, my shoe fell off. Not even kidding. My shoe fell off and it was in a place no one stood for the rest of the number. I had to walk around the main character in a circle with only one shoe on. No one noticed until there was a break to fix something, and the girl closest to my shoe just said, "Hey, there's a shoe over here...?"
If a director, who is literally onstage the entire time didn't notice one chorus member was walking around without a shoe on, I don't think the audience would've.
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The "Smile and fake it" attitude works in theatre and other performing arts, so it sure as hell should work in drawing and painting and even writing types of arts.
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For all you artists out there 13 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
When I took karate, in preparation for competitions, they told us, "If you mess up, pretend you didn't. The judges aren't from this studio, they don't know what the forms are supposed to look like."
In sixth grade, when I was in my school's musical, we were told, "Just smile. If you mess up the footwork, no one will notice." And despite fucking up the first number's choreography one night, I'm pretty sure no one in the audience noticed.
In seventh grade, I had my first solo in the musical that year. I was petrified, and so a week before we opened, I started purposefully singing my line badly ("Plus I've got perfect pitch") for comedic effect, as my character was probably supposed to sound like a dying cat anyway. The first time I did this, I was congratulated on it three times when I came back down to the dressing rooms.
(cont.)
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Holy ravioli 4 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Zero got hot
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As an Aussie, you're both wrong. its an icy-pole. 39 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
YES THANK YOU I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT THEY WERE CALLED BUT THAT'S IT I'M SO DISAPPOINTED THAT WE DON'T GET THEIR DELIVERIES ANYMORE I LOVED THOSE CARAMEL-POPS THINGS
As an Aussie, you're both wrong. its an icy-pole. 39 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
In my city (in America) there's a truck that I think you can get pretty much any frozen dinners from and they just show up and ask if you want anything (I think you might have to be on a delivery list or something though idk) but they had these popsicles that had like caramel or something inside and they were sO GOOD OMG I LOVED THOSE THINGS
Happy easter everyone 7 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
You can see the pain in its eyes.
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Too much special 5 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Where do you live I sincerely hope it's not America because no one should pay $100+ for gas
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Oh boi 21 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
That is very observant of you.
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Oh boi 21 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
IT'S LIKE A SUNSET I LOVE IT
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The perfect couple 20 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
My parents met at a bus stop. Not sure about my grandparents, though.
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Pudding 28 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Thank you, twisted soul.
baymax ♡ 18 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
HE CAN'T FUCKING COME BACK NOT ONLY DOES IT UNDERMINE HIRO'S PROGRESS IT COULD TEACH CHILDREN THAT THEIR DEAD LOVED ONES WILL COME BACK LIKE NO SWEETIE THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS IT'S CALLED THE CIRCLE OF LIFE AND THAT MAY BE ANOTHER MOVIE ENTIRELY BUT WHO CARES THEY DEAD THEY AIN'T COMING BACK
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