I don’t use either so what am I?

Then there’s the ones who have no nails because they can’t even handle the slightest of length :(

He looks like my cousin and I’m deeply disturbed

Da poor kitty!

Where is it?

I had a friend convince me if I swallowed hair I'd have a hairball grow in my stomach

so those U's and E's are just in a Q?

That’s an interesting line to start with

That’s a big beach

Lol Shan Boody is actually a sex therapist, and if you watch the open relationship one it’s not really ‘open’ in the sense that she sleeps around a lot

Single af, financially stable as long as I still scab off my mum to an extent, and still living at home. All by the age of 20.

Just fingers crossed the guys got a sense of humour?

Okey dokey I’m in, let’s move