Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Corgi cats?! 23 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I think that's part of the reason they became popular as they couldn't jump up onto furniture, I'm generally uncomfortable with cat and dog breeds that have been influenced so much by human selection for aesthetic or 'irrelevant' reasons.
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It's true 67 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
And if paedophiles really want sexually explicit images of children they'll get them so I don't see the point in trying to control it. And even if you don't want to go to that extreme- if kids really want to drink underage then they'll get it, what's the point in controlling it?
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PRODUCE AISLES ARE COOL 14 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
There is one I pass on the way to and from work, guess I know what I'm doing this evening!
PRODUCE AISLES ARE COOL 14 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
That sounds amazing! It's not a thing in the UK, as far as I know anyway.
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Slow and steady 3 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Am I the only one who takes a jug of water to the freezer?
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Player 2 - not required 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
All of it, the spelling of the name is misleading, there was a rally driver called Mark Fisher (without the c) but he was described as "up and coming" rather than being at the top of his game in a real article on his death at 27, as someone above posted he died in a helicopter crash. The man in the photo isn't even Mark Fisher, couldn't find who he actually is as this article is so prolific but it was originally posted on a joke news site called newsbiscuit.
Player 2 - not required 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
This is completely made up story, funny nonetheless.
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This is scary 14 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Glad it wasn't just me quietisviolent!
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The Play that Goes Wrong 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I'm dying, haven't laughed as much in ages!
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His face, so priceless 24 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
How old is he, looks too old to just be starting school!
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Vengeance 8 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
For hygiene reasons the lid should be closed when flushing anyway.
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Why stormtroopers always miss 6 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
Isn't there a blooper where one of the stormtroopers hits their head on a doorframe, suggesting that actually they couldn't see well at all?
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How the duck do they grow then? Do they SPAWN???? 18 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
When I was younger, probably about 12, pineapples came up in conversation with my mum, she would not believe me that they don't grow on trees, this was before we had internet but luckily Encarta came to the rescue!
Worth a read 158 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
To everyone saying she over reacted, what would you say if it was two guys? Would it be overreacting for a boy to get in with the first punch after being humiliated and knowing that he himself was about to get hit?
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How to avoid using the word 'very' 16 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
Precioussss!
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British lingo for you Americans 27 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
Think it must be regional, we use skive where I live.
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British lingo for you Americans 27 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
Nope, in Britain at least it is definitely lady parts!
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British lingo for you Americans 27 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
Had no idea some of these were only used in the UK!
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Magic Legs 11 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
I will always laugh at this
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Family Guy lied to me 23 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
The thing is there is actually a market not far from where I live that is notorious for having stalls selling counterfeit goods so they do exist!
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Lego has just created anti-Lego brick slippers 9 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
I think I saw an advert with more images and these somehow pick up the lego, no idea how though.
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Badger Badger Badger... 42 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
The LOTR version was brilliant!
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Shoplifter being detained by shop owner 16 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
The guy has now been suspended from his job because of this, there's a campaign locally to get this decision reversed but not sure if it's happened yet.
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She's Planning Her Next Move 6 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
She probably scratches at the door though
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Definitely 5 comments
mistoffelees · 9 years ago
I'm in early years so to be fair I don't think my students lose sleep because of me but yep, marking work, getting resources ready, planning for individual needs, assessing where students are to inform planning and prove that we're doing a good job, identifying targets for each child etc. And thanks!
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