How to avoid using the word 'very'

The desert was parched ?

But I like the word very very much.

Very fat / Your mom

I'm hideous, lol

"So avoid using the word very because it's lazy. Man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don't use very sad, use Marose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do." N.H. Kleinbaum in Dead Poets Society

Where is very lazy

Precioussss!

Welcome to Thesaurus Land!

or just dont use the fucking word very

Very ancient, very bizarre, very anxious, very delicious, very jubilant, very terrified, very feeble, very hideous, very solemn, very parched, very spotless, very precious, very freezing, very furious, very immaculate, very keen, very famished, very awful, very exquisite and very dazzling

Very ugly: *fugly

I'm saving this for when i need to write a paper