Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
There are other ways of disciplining children without beating you know?
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semi-gloss lipstick! 7 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Looks like Ichiban to me.
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Do you find it funny when i say, Biggus d*ckus? 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Is this true? Have only heard this theory recently?
Old baby 19 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I'm old :( also will have a Betty in my reception (4-5 year olds) next year!
b*tch, I may be drowning but I love my Spurs! 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Don't know which country the bus is in but spurs is a football team in the UK
Taboo topics 19 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Britons generally have no opinion on the whole Boston thing, and I'd be willing to bet most are quite sketchy on the details of what it actually was.
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As a Brit, I can confirm this is how we're spotted 32 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
There's a more localised one for my area, just in case anyone lives nearby.... Allan's Taxis....
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Sleeping cat 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
My first thought too :(
American style 21 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I am in the camp of 'eat them if there's literally nothing else on offer' proper sausages like Cumberland or Lincolnshire (NOT Walls or Richmond brands though!!) are just so much tastier!
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American style 21 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
The ones you buy in the cinema in the UK aren't in brine, a least in the chain I worked at anyway.
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Epic transformable pad for lazy living 10 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I thought this was like standard pillow size until I scrolled a bit further, couldn't understand how it was 'epic'!
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This bottle of shower gel's barcode 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Other products by the same supermarket have creative barcodes too, will try and find some over next couple of days
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THE MORE YOU KNOW... 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Maybe the tide is out in this picture
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New Forklifts coming soon. 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Oh... fork doesn't sound even slightly like fuck when I say it and I thought they'd just put them like that to be fancy lol!
New Forklifts coming soon. 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I don't understand??
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How to get blacklisted 15 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
In the UK you can complete an undergraduate degree with the teaching qualification woven in (as I did) or a 1 year course after 3 year degree at uni or you can now train 'on the job' in about 12 weeks or schools can even just employ unqualified teachers now, it is not a valued profession here sadly.
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Let's vote for him ! 9 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Monster Raving Loony Party copycat?
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My cat just made these! What should I call them? 54 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Chairman Miaow, David Meowi and that's all I can think of right now
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Ancient golden ring found 16 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
It just looks like it has a nice pattern on it rather than 'weird inscriptions'
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Somebody get to writing! 31 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
There's a book called Ferney about two reincarnated people who keep finding each other, it was odd in places but really stuck with me.
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Beautiful dress inspired by a Disney princess 9 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I want it!! I have no occasion to wear it but could spend a happy Saturday swooshing around the house in it!
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Marks and rec. Hilarious and true. 15 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
This joke was used on The Big Bang Theory, who stole from who?
Some of these surprised me. 16 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
There's a lot that's not on this list too, onions for instance.
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Zootopia's important achievement 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Why is it being released with a different title in the UK (Zootropolis)?
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Cream Tea in Bath, Somerset 3 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Bath is lovely, going soon to the spa for part of a friend's hen do!