Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Fatherly advice 4 comments
mistoffelees · 39 weeks ago
How steep is that slide?!
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Stay pure lads 6 comments
mistoffelees · 40 weeks ago
As you get older it's (.) (.) Unless you get surgery then it's ( ° ) ( ° )
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Uninspired philosophical Oyster 4 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
It was funny at the time but I have a feeling it probably hasn't aged well
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Uninspired philosophical Oyster 4 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
I'm not sure it is because he has to get to 300lbs to qualify for disability payments so think this is before he takes his belly off the towel rail
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One of the best Far Side jokes of all time 2 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
I like the ants carrying the baby
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Suddenly Potat 4 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
I'm here live, I'm not a potato
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Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess 2 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
I gave my cat a little pancake on pancake Day and he wasn't impressed but he is a gannet so ate it anyway
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That name again is Mr. Plow 1 comments
mistoffelees · 41 weeks ago
This is now done by lots of councils, the best one I've seen is Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-slip Machiney
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Fight bear! 2 comments
mistoffelees · 43 weeks ago
This was from a John West salmon advert I believe!
News you can use, by gothspiderbitch 7 comments
mistoffelees · 44 weeks ago
In general
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Harry's dad played by Elijah wood 1 comments
mistoffelees · 44 weeks ago
As long as when Harry starts at Hogwarts the adults around his parents age are played by age appropriate actors (mid-late 30s) instead of people in their 50s I'd be happy with any recasting to be honest
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News you can use, by gothspiderbitch 7 comments
mistoffelees · 44 weeks ago
Please can everyone stop calling it porn and use the accurate name "images of child sexual abuse"
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Contraindicated 17 comments
mistoffelees · 46 weeks ago
So when do you stop smacking? Say your child is 40 and tells you they cheated on their spouse, do you hit them then?
Chapter 25: When shit got real 74 comments
mistoffelees · 46 weeks ago
Chapter 33: Giving in to the Cult
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What the deuce? 1 comments
mistoffelees · 46 weeks ago
Obviously you've met a very limited number of English people if you think one accent and dialect covers the entirety of it.
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The ???? of peace 5 comments
mistoffelees · 47 weeks ago
The chocolate is sold under the name Galaxy in the UK
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Actually, NASA lied to us 5 comments
mistoffelees · 47 weeks ago
A'tuin swims through space as a regular turtle would through water I believe
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A Lidl bit of history 2 comments
mistoffelees · 48 weeks ago
I'm glad it didn't just get sainsburied
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Amusingmatter 5 comments
mistoffelees · 48 weeks ago
It was a radiant, icy diurnal period in the fourth month of the Gregorian calendar and the time keeping devices were hitting the sixth prime number.
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Bought the world's smallest flip phone today! 3 comments
mistoffelees · 49 weeks ago
Prison phone
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Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has now raised over £38,000 5 comments
mistoffelees · 50 weeks ago
Ah I see! I think the artist is even surprised how popular they've become
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Hercule Van Wolfwinkle has now raised over £38,000 5 comments
mistoffelees · 50 weeks ago
You realise people haven't actually been paying £299 for these right? People have made donations to the amount of their choosing to the charity, suggested amount is £14 as this provides a homeless person with breakfast and a hot shower.
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Birthday Breakfast my wife cooked for me 4 comments
mistoffelees · 51 weeks ago
This looks like the driest breakfast ever!
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This is so pretty :) 1 comments
mistoffelees · 51 weeks ago
This looks like slightly improved graphics in the game The Dig, wish they'd remaster that like they have other LucasArts games
Knowing ****y Gull 6 comments
mistoffelees · 1 year ago
Just some further info on point 3. (The following I've said so many times on here) Road signs are in yards and miles, petrol is sold by the litre but cars are sold with "miles per gallon" information.
Pubs sell beer in pints but wine in ml. Milk is sold with both the pint and litre measurement on the bottle.
Babies weights are announced in pounds and ounces. Most people I know weigh themselves in stone and pounds and give their height in feet and inches. But swimming pools are measured in metres. Fabric is usually sold by the metre also.
TVs are measured in inches but furniture websites list both metric and imperial measurements.
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