Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I have many thanks, and lucky for me I have the mental capacity to take part in them whilst also briefly wondering about other things in my life.
If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I wondered how long it would take one or both of us to get downvoted, took longer than expected to be fair!
If they didn't have double standards they'd have no standards at all 25 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Piers Morgan spectacularly missing the point once again
You've been banned from participating in the Toxic Femininity 19 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I don't believe I said anywhere that men are toxic by nature. I said toxic femininity often has the same traits as toxic men.
You've been banned from participating in the Toxic Femininity 19 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Just my opinion but- Toxic femininity is seen in women who distance themselves from women as a group because they hold the same beliefs as toxic men.
It's the women who explain their inability to complete a task typically considered masculine purely on the fact they're a woman.
Also women who put other women down in a way that men who did the same would be called out on.
Whilst individuals should be aware of their own behaviour it should be noted that just like toxic masculinity this is often because we have been socialised to believe women are lesser than men in some way.
Rate your chonk 12 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I mentioned at my cat's checkup in January that I thought he may be a bit overweight and the vet said to him "Aaaww it's ok, you're just carrying a bit of holiday weight aren't you?"
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Good job king 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
How does he know it's the last ever time, is he not going to attempt it anymore?
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Where's the beans? 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
So I watched a TV program recently that talked about how rationing lasted for 9 years after the end of the second world war.
I looked up why and it was partly because America stopped exporting food to us when we voted in a Labour government and partly because we were helping to feed all the countries in Europe who had been occupied and starved by the Nazi regime. People in the Netherlands had been surviving by eating grass and pets.
So it kind of puts in to context why we have the reputation for having rubbish cuisine, we had no ingredients to cook with for nearly 15 years.
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RE: You’re invited 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As per the last time I pointed a bird out to you...
The Death of an Author 3 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I've seen this several times and will never pass a chance to read it again!
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Housekeeping 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
My mum bought me a wooden plaque to hang in my house that says "My house isn't messy, it's just that everything is on display for your viewing pleasure, like a museum"
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So true 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This is so inaccurate, need to replace "in public" with "in your face"
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Fatherly advice 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
How steep is that slide?!
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Stay pure lads 6 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As you get older it's (.) (.) Unless you get surgery then it's ( ° ) ( ° )
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Uninspired philosophical Oyster 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
It was funny at the time but I have a feeling it probably hasn't aged well
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Uninspired philosophical Oyster 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I'm not sure it is because he has to get to 300lbs to qualify for disability payments so think this is before he takes his belly off the towel rail
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One of the best Far Side jokes of all time 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I like the ants carrying the baby
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Suddenly Potat 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I'm here live, I'm not a potato
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Should’ve listened to the crazy homeless guys of yesterday I guess 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
I gave my cat a little pancake on pancake Day and he wasn't impressed but he is a gannet so ate it anyway
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That name again is Mr. Plow 1 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This is now done by lots of councils, the best one I've seen is Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-slip Machiney
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Fight bear! 2 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
This was from a John West salmon advert I believe!
News you can use, by gothspiderbitch 7 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
In general
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Harry's dad played by Elijah wood 1 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
As long as when Harry starts at Hogwarts the adults around his parents age are played by age appropriate actors (mid-late 30s) instead of people in their 50s I'd be happy with any recasting to be honest
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News you can use, by gothspiderbitch 7 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Please can everyone stop calling it porn and use the accurate name "images of child sexual abuse"
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Contraindicated 17 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
So when do you stop smacking? Say your child is 40 and tells you they cheated on their spouse, do you hit them then?