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No really who took his photo 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
Charles C. Ebbets had two assistants with him, one of whom took this photo
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Daily dose of history, part 17 2 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
This is on the Macclesfield Canal at Astbury Congleton.
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Daily dose of history, part 13 8 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
I looked up why recently and found two reasons, one was that America stopped exports of food to the UK because we voted in a Labour (left wing) government and the other was because we didn't immediately start importing food from Europe because the situation in what had been Nazi occupied countries was so bad that people were eating their pets and grass just to survive.
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No, you can't see John Cena 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
Don't come for Norm Scully like that, he is a sweetheart!
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Painting with water 7 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
Legitimately a great activity for helping motor control and muscle development needed later on for the physical processes involved in writing.
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Luigi is in fact correct 1 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
The quick brown fox jumps over the dog.
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When a big girl tries to pole dance 8 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
I'm glad they can finally be their true selves, good for them.
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F*cking Bri’ish 4 comments
mistoffelees · 2 years ago
What do you call a royal Viking chav?
W̶e̶ I won the war 12 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Whereas the World Series covers the whole world
Second breakfast 7 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
If you're saying the oo as a short oo, as in book then yes, also depending on accent the ah may be more of an uh or er sound (in the UK anyway)
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Second breakfast 7 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Wuss-tuh-sheer
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Every dish is different with me... 5 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
My uncle was told by doctors he had 6 months to live, he ate a pound of cheese every day and is still with us 5 months later
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Just back from a trip to Wales, bowling green is bowlio parcio
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"A wot, M8?" 9 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Every single time a meme like this comes up I say the same thing, Brits have healthier teeth than Americans (fewer cavities etc) whereas USA dental care seems to focus on aesthetics
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Looks like he does indeed deserve to superiorly look down on us 4 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
A tenuously linked fact; the last (non-public) guillotine execution in France was on 10th September 1977, the day before Star Wars premiered in the country.
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Slowest computers ever 14 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
We only had DOS on our first computer!
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You go Queen 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
You can also get a card from her for your 50th wedding anniversary. In both cases someone has to apply for you, she doesn't just automatically send them out.
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You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers 11 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
And considering the London Marathon is in spring, they will have all been training through winter so no time to become accustomed to the heat
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You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers 11 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Freezing is 0°c so -3 is definitely below freezing, admittedly not by an awful lot but still
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I second that 12 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
@snowbeast, exactly the climate for British strawberries which are always delicious
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Nope, I had to Google where it came from and that's a colloquial term, so you could call it that in the same way as people call the remote control the zapper or doofer or whatever but it's a more tongue in cheek name. And even the popty is only if it's a microwave oven so I pointed you wrong there as well I'm afraid.
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Those are all the ones I know off the top of my head (that are funny anyway) I'll ask my mum tomorrow if she knows any others
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
Microwave is popty microdon
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You can f*ck my sheep if you give me the answer 23 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
No Fly Tipping is Dim Tipio and similarly No Parking is Dim Parcio.
One of my favourites is ironing which is smwddio (roughly pronounced smoothio)
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Don't you remember the fifth of November 8 comments
mistoffelees · 3 years ago
In the UK fox and Fawkes are pronounced very differently, the o in fox is a short 'o' sound and the aw in Fawkes is a longer 'or' sound.
I've just tried to say both in my terrible impression of an American accent and they do sound more similar then so I guess that makes sense seeing as this is a mainly American site.
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