Awesome kid!

But breaking them is so much fun!

Woo hoo! That's great news!

Don't go on a completely full stomach either, you won't want to buy anything and you'll regret it later.

I'm a grown woman and I still have a huge teddy bear on my bed.

Gorgeous!

"Honey, honey, listen"

This just broke my heart.

Josh's face though.

I just use a branch since I don't have a dick.

This is such an inspirational story. I love this.

Noooooo! Poor little raccoon, that sucks.

It doesn't matter, we still love you and this post.

Basilisk in the plumbing........ Voldemort is back people!

That is so freaking sweet! They're both too adorable!

I think I felt some of my brain cells dying while reading these.

That's one way to look at it.

Clearly it's not nothing in the jar, it's the force.

Secret to life: love yourself truly and life will be good.

I'll sleep when I'm dead!

He's human Rufus!