Mr_PigeonWizard

mr_pigeonwizard

Norwegian hobby photographer
Finisher of cutoff titles
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The aquarium of the pacific 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Oh yeah, I remember him, no idea what he was raving about
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Predictive Text Tale of Captain Jack Sparrow 68 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow who has been having his op with his head today, so hopefully he'll have his email with you tomorrow and I'll let him have a copy to let him in
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He protec… 7 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
It happens, sadly, you and your friends are efficient hunters
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Husband caught our cat hovering over my sleeping body...Please excuse my face I didn't 5 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Husband caught our cat hovering over my sleeping body...please excuse my face I didn't know what was happening.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/funny)
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'Damn it Clinton, I don't care that some Prussian guy was drilling them; Where have the 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
'Damn it Clinton, I don't care that some Prussian guy was drilling them; where have the colonies gone?!'
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/HistoryMemes)
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The Catholic Church begins accepting Indulgences for entrance into Heaven, 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
The Catholic Church begins accepting Indulgences for entrance into Heaven, (1369, Colorized)
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/fakehistoryporn)
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@ladies/ girls of funsubstance, what is he best response? 2 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Oh good lord, I wouldn't even go there, I'd be asking "when do you want dinner?"
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Making Hats For Snakes 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
A slithery friend showing the latest fashion in summer hats for ya, @xvarnah
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The last McDonald's cheeseburger sold in Iceland for some reason 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
The decision to close up was attributed to the 2008 banking collapse, which had doubled the fast food restaurant’s expenses for meat, cheese and vegetables.
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More info here: https://www.icelandreview.com/news/icelands-last-mcdonalds-order-just-turned-ten/
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Being in a loving, long term relationship with the mother of your children is often 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Being in a loving, long term relationship with the mother of your children is often fantastic - but it's also mostly this.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/funny)
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Can I Borrow Your Laptop? 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
I guess @catfluff desperately needed a nap
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Its called a herd of c*cks 4 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
This post was made by Michael Jackson from the afterlife
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Rat supremacy 8 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
While they're similar looking dogs from the same family, they're two different breeds from different regions, one is also bigger than the other, the Siberian Husky usually stands between 20 and 24 inches tall and weighs 35-60 lbs, and the Alaskan Malamute ranges from 23 to 25 inches tall, and weighs from 75 to 85 lbs
That Photo Makes My Soul Itch 10 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Yeah, I'm not sure it will, it might actually make it worse, and you might start laughing for no reason
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My husband wanted Lion King, but I’m more of a Star Wars girl, so I made this. Everyone 1 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
My husband wanted Lion King, but I’m more of a Star Wars girl, so I made this. Everyone wins!
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/StarWars)
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That Photo Makes My Soul Itch 10 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
I mean, I was thinking of the foot orgy, but if you need your soul tickled I could probably drop in there too
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That Photo Makes My Soul Itch 10 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Let me just drop in there with a feather....
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The Chinese cycle 3 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
I was half expecting The HU band, but this was alright too
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Autocorrect your faith .. 86 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
God is the best person to speak with this time
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I challenge your predictive texts to come up with something better 64 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
When I was tripping on acid, the way we did the washing up the morning and sat, turned into the sun with the snow
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Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to 6 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
That's when the fun and games starts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to 6 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to zip them into one three person coat.
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(TITLE FROM REDDIT r/funny)
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Labelling the important things 29 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Well, then you're doing your best
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Out of Context Comments - You Should Sandpaper Your Mum 19 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
Well, this is further proof that the real fun happens in the comments
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Labelling the important things 29 comments
mr_pigeonwizard · 3 years ago
There you go bringing us the most important news again, I really appreciate that
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