Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to

Myself and two coworkers realized we were wearing the same coat. The only option was to zip them into one three person coat.
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...and share a virus with one another.

Put the coats on backwards and become 6 flailing arms of death like a proper level boss. (Throws flaming helmet - "SAFETY VIOLATION!" "REPORT HIM")

all fun and games until someone realised it wasn't a hammer